The trip organizers showed us a 30-meter aluminum construction with three towers connected by walkways designed to allow study of jungle vegetation at its various heights. We were offered to climb the towers but first had to sign a waiver called "Personal indemnity declaration" -- not for being devoured by a tiger, but rather for falling off the tower. I signed with a carefree heart, and was the first to run up the steep ladder. Of course, I didn't foresee that at the top of the ladder there would be a platform where a small, green and highly poisonous Malaysian snake awaited me. When I saw the snake, I was certain I could fall off the ladder very easily. And yet I couldn't back down because others who had also, lightheartedly, signed the waiver were stacked up behind me.
Strangely, my first thought was to photograph the deadly snake, so that when investigators would develop the film from my camera and will see the snake in last frames, they could determine what had happened to me. I took the photograph, but the snake's camouflage was so impeccable that no one could see it on the photograph. In fact, the meeting with the snake turned out to be uneventful, and my exciting description of this adventure fetched only a bemused smile from the local guides. And to get rid of the feeling that we were so far removed from civilization, they served for our lunch portions of original Colonel Sanders Kentucky Fried Chicken. In this boring way I spent my visit in Malaysia until the final day, when all I had to do was have a swim in University swimming pool, to pack my luggage and get to the airport. And exactly that time, between these two points of my daily plan, it happened!
Even today, I don't understand why. On my way back to the hotel I had to cross drainage. I must say, it was bigger than our non-tropical equivalent. Nevertheless, in my good mood this seemed like an easy jump. But dreaming with open eyes is dangerous. I slipped and fell so hard that I felt as if I had met a Malaysian tiger after all. The effect was similar. With this one unsuccessful jump I went from the absolute comfort of a beautiful, relaxing day to the victim of an accident that will scar me for the long time. Even the pleasant ministrations of the Malaysian stewardess, Elyana, throughout the whole return flight, couldn't change my painful feeling that I had behaved like a complete idiot. My professor at our Institute back home tried to comfort me and revealed to me how he had fallen into a manhole in Sao Paolo, Brazil. My colleague, writer and publisher's editor from Slovenia, assured me that he has on his table a manuscript from a woman who had fallen twice into the same manhole in Burkina Faso, Africa. But the topper was the remark by the 70-year-old administrator of our university building where I work.
"Don't worry," he said compassionately. "We had someone like you in our village."
Explanation followed. That was in the early years of 20th century. That someone was nicknamed "scientist" because he had finished all five years of that-time primary school and was therefore the most educated man in village. He also earned a reputation as an incredible idiot because, taking water from the public well, he fell headfirst into it. By amazing fortune nothing serious happened to him, but his mother until the end of her life remembered this shame, shaking her head, would say "An educated man, and such a nincompoop."
Pay attention, my friends: the Malaysian tiger can be dangerous. But you also shouldn't underestimate tropical ditches!
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